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Ministry Of Sound supremo James Palumbo carried a stun gun and CS gas and wore a bullet proof vest after taking on London’s ‘organised crime families’ over drug dealing at his club in the early 90s, he revealed this week.

Speaking to the Mail on Sunday to publicise his debut novel Tomas, the self described ‘ex-public school City boy’ described how his security teams largely ignored his authority, blatantly sanctioning drug sales of up to £50,000 worth of ecstasy each weekend. When balaclava wearing thugs robbed the club’s takings one Sunday morning in 1993, he called in the cops who raided the club soon after, arresting many of the door staff.
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Michael Jackson’s plan to go shopping in Bahrain anonymously by dressing in head to toe Arab woman’s clothing failed disastrously, according to a report in the Sunday Times.

The troubled star stayed in the Gulf State briefly following his acquittal for child abuse charges and was regularly recognised, said the Times.

“People there described yesterday how they sometimes saw Jackson walking through a mall, his frail body draped in a woman’s abaya, or robe, which covered part of the face,” the newspaper reported, “He drew a crowd since he did not walk like a woman.”
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Click on the above picture to download Fidelity’s new DJ mix: called Handbag House of Horror.

Fidelity DJs in Berlin this weekend at the Mid Sommar Festival on the banks of the Spree: she’s on from 3pm-6pm on Saturday July 4

Tonight (Thursday July 2) I return to Ibiza to spin again at David Guetta’s F**K Me, I’m Famous party. I’m on from 2am in the Global Room, alongside Andy Baxter. Come and say Hi if you’re there.

Click on the picture above to download my latest DJ mix (’Handbags @ Dawn @ Tresor, recorded live 26 june 09): all comments on the new Soundcloud page are also greatly welcomed.

Male grooming comes out of the closet (click on the picture above for instructions)
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British obesity expert Prof Michael McMahon warned this week that 17% of overweight people are so fat they risk death and criticized media organizations for contributing to the problem.

“The increasing profile of larger celebrities, for example James Corden, Eamonn Holmes, Ruth Jones and Beth Ditto, means that being overweight is now perceived as being ‘normal’ in the eyes of the public,” the professor told the Metro newspaper, “We talk about the dangers of skinny media images but the problem actually swings both ways,’ he said.
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