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Breast obsessed British tabloid The Sun published a man boob special this week and revealed some simple hands-on techniques for telling if you’re in danger of developing ‘D cup Bloke-zookas’.

“Often, man “breasts” are actually just fat: You won’t be able to feel any firm tissue, just lard,” Sun medical expert Dr Keith Hopcroft advised. “Clues are that both sides are affected equally and they wobble when you run.”

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The Sun feature followed on from news that the numbers of operations carried out on British men to reduce their man boobs increased by 80% last year.

Dieting portal Weightworld noted that 12 million Brits (one in four adults) will be classified as clinically obese by the middle of 2010 and suggested the best way to cope with moobs is by following a nutritious diet rather than surgery.

Man Boob portal gettingridofmanboobs.org instead recommend camouflaging breasts as a good initial option, advising big chested blokes to ‘wear dark clothes, preferably black. The darker the shade, the less obvious it becomes.’

“Additionally, you can also wear bras,” the site recommends, “Not the lacy ones of course, but rather, try the sports bra as they help your boobs stay in place and keep them compressed.”

The website also advises chesty men to ‘improvise’, particularly before important meetings where ‘it is always recommended that you look your best and be confident’.

“Adhesive bandages are commonly used by men who have “moobs”. They simply put the bandage around the chest area and wrap 360 degrees to constrict the boobs,” gettingridofmanboobs.org reveal, “This is an easy and inexpensive way in hiding man boobs but removing the adhesive bandage or tape can be painful,” they caution.

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