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Playgirl's Daniel Nardicio (left)

Playgirl magazine magnate Daniel Nardicio chatted to Skrufff this week about his upcoming mission to persuade Iris Robinson’s adulterous teenage lover Kirk McCambley to strip for the American adult magazine and said he’s confident of success.

“I understand he wants to come to America- so I plan on offering him an all expenses paid trip to New York City, and probably money, that always helps,” the Playgirl Marketing chief explained.

“If that doesn’t work I can probably work out a deal where he can bang Pamela Anderson- the ULTIMATE cougar. What Irish boy could resist? That’s like fucking the American Flag!” he enthused.

The erstwhile New York gay sex club promoter flies into Belfast shortly to try and track down the now 21 year old toyboy, who became famous last month after he was outed as the secret lover of married evangelical Christian politician Iris Robinson, 61. Mrs Robinson (who remains married to fellow top fellow Ulster politician Peter Robinson) seduced him when he was just 19, grooming the innocent teenager with a £50,000 loan to start a café, which she arranged via friendly developers.

While the affair remained secret, the flamboyant born-again Christian publically compared gays to child molesters and murderers, shamelessly using the Bible to defend herself when faced with accusations of bigotry.

“People have attempted to suggest that I indicated that homosexuality was a mental health issue. Nothing could be further from the truth,” she told the Belfast Telegraph in 2008, “What I did say was homosexuality, like all sin, is an abomination,” she corrected.

Chatting to the same newspaper last week, Daniel branded Robinson ‘a hypocrite who used her public platform to oppress’ though this week was a little more empathetic about her giving in to her lust and animal passions.

“Personally, I think there is nothing wrong with a cougar; historically, having an older more mature woman take a young man (or an older man take a young man as in Grecian times) and giving them experience was common,” he noted.

“In this case though, Robinson doesn’t sound like a ‘mature’ woman though” he mocked.

“Politicians are like rock stars: they live as if there is no punishment for their actions,” he continued.

“They rarely have people telling them no, they’re paid, or they steal, exorbitant sums of money and then they make these grand proclamations,” he said. ”I’m like, ‘shut your piehole and do the work, bitch’.”

More bizarre revelations relating to the scandal emerged this week when it was revealed that Robinson claimed for a £1,644 deluxe bed on her MP’s expenses, some £500 more than she was allowed. Even more strangely, Phoenix Magazine (described as Ireland’s top investigative journal by one news report) claimed that Britain’s secret service MI5 had broken the sex scandal to derail the career of Robinson’s even more powerful husband Peter after he disrupted the Northern Ireland peace process (http://tinyurl.com/yhurnu9) .  Daniel said he’s unconcerned about putting himself in the firing line of the British secret police agency.

“I would love to be caught up in a spy scandal- I’ve been boning up on my karate so I am ready,” Daniel declared. “As far as whether I’ve noticed anyone following me in the last couple of weeks, I always assume that’s happening so there’s nothing new there,” he laughed.

“Seriously, I love this story and it seems that justice sometimes does prevail:
The bigot steps down, the Christian homophobe gets put in a loony-bin, and the stud gets to show his cock in Playgirl for money. Happy ending,” he predicted.

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