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‘Kill the Gays’ Preacher Promises to Frolic in Manure

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gay obsessed pastor Kevin Swanson urged Americans keen to follow ‘the word of the Lord’ to murder gay people at a GOP Presidential Rally last week and offered additional explicit tips for those wanting to save young people from sexual temptation.

 

“Parents, and this is not a funny thing, there are families, we’re talking Christian families, Pastor’s families, Elder’s families—in good godly churches—whose sons are rebelling, hanging out with homosexuals and getting married. And the parents are invited. What would you do if that was the case?” the pastor told a huge crowd of believers at the rally.

 

“Here’s what I would do: sackcloth and ashes at the entrance to the church. And I’d sit, in cow manure. And I’d spread it all over my body. That’s what I would do,” he promised.

 

I’m not kidding. I’m not laughing. I’m grieving. I’m mourning. I’m pointing out the problem,” he explained. (Daily Kos)

 

The pastor’s bizarre rant struck a chilling chord with the case of fellow manure maniac David Truscott, who’s currently languishing in a British jail after repeatedly terrorizing a young family who objected to his manure fetish.

 

In 2011 he was locked up after he was discovered covered in cow dung and ‘naked apart from a single sock’ at a farm near Red Ruth, Cornwall, 7 years after he was first busted in almost identical circumstances in 2004 following a 7 month police surveillance operation wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves.

 

He later confessed to Magistrates in Truro to owning 360 pairs of panties, sleeping in ladies pyjamas and ‘getting a kick out of manure’.

 

More recently he was sentenced to five more years in jail after threatening to kill the farmers who’d attempted to stop him from spreading cow manure all over himself. (Daily Mail: http://dailym.ai/1NJxmNC )

 

 

I have a manure fetish forum (Not safe for work!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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