Posts Tagged ‘metrosexual’
Manboob Detection Tips

click on the picture to rate real men’s manboobs here: NOT REALLY SAFE FOR WORK- or the squeamish!!!)
Breast obsessed British tabloid The Sun published a man boob special this week and revealed some simple hands-on techniques for telling if you’re in danger of developing ‘D cup Bloke-zookas’.
“Often, man “breasts” are actually just fat: You won’t be able to feel any firm tissue, just lard,” Sun medical expert Dr Keith Hopcroft advised. “Clues are that both sides are affected equally and they wobble when you run.”
Crystal Ball- the Next 10 Years: Dave Clarke
Brit-in-Amsterdam producer/ DJ/ broadcaster/ bon viveur Dave Clarke remains one of the world’s most popular (and opinionated) DJs, specializing still in the techno and ‘real’ electro he first started championing in the early 90s. Click here to follow Dave on Twitter (http://twitter.com/DJdaveclarke)
Skrufff: What trends- in music and clubs, do you expect to be big in 2010 and beyond?
Dave Clarke: “On the one hand I expect to see the death of minimal, bling hip hop and crud electro and on the other the re-emergence of quality music across the board, including decent pop music that is politically aware.”
Skrufff : What do you anticipate will be the future for record companies and producers? This year and in 5 years’ time?
Dave Clarke: “That is a hard one to answer because we’ve seen one stranglehold being replaced by a different digital one with a horrendous monopoly giving most producers a really bad return for their music. I hope that the digital scene will become more democratised when it comes to artists trying to earn a living from their music.”
Skrufff: What do you think the future holds for DJs (will any/ many still be playing vinyl and/ or CDs in 5 years time?)
Dave Clarke: “Vinyl is dead, CD died two years ago, the future is solid state for personal storage, Spotify will become massive (or at least its business model will) so people will no longer own music but will pay a monthly license fee for a vast library, Beatport will become like Myspace; people will wonder what it was all about and what did they ever see in it.”


