Sheriff Of Nottingham Targets Hooligan Scruffs

skrufff — Sun, 23 May 2010 09:08:33 +0000

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Sherwood Forest police licensing officer Paul Inman confirmed that he’s been asking clubs in Nottingham to introduce stricter dress codes this week, following an increasing number in fights in Robin Hood’s spiritual home of Nottingham.

“It is my opinion, but if somebody goes out in an old jumper and £4 jeans from Tesco, they are not going to be bothered about rolling around on the ground at the end of the night,” he told the Newark Advertiser.

“If they are wearing decent shoes, smart trousers or even decent jeans, they will be that bit more reluctant.”

Though the police advisor failed to mention if green tights could help men’s self control, the social pressure for men to shape up generally was further emphasized in China this week where Global News reported the emergence of a growing market for men’s brassieres.

Fashion conscious men have reportedly started snapping up bras to both ‘avoid getting soaked in sweat’ and to ‘look slimmer’, the newspaper revealed, buying up to five pairs a time in ‘white, black and pink’.

“The bras can help fatty men shape their bodies, prevent sagging breasts and reduce the stress on their hearts,” a men’s bra salesman told Beijing news portal qianlong.com. “Skinny men can make their pectoral muscles look bigger, improve their posture and enhance their self-confidence,” he added.

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Sheriff Of Nottingham Targets Hooligan Scruffs