Sunday Times’ Berlin Sex & Drugs Shocker
Sunday Times video clip of 'decadent Berlin'
Hugely influential and usually respected British newspaper the Sunday Times published a hysterical ‘not safe for children’ expose on Berlin night life this week which suggested that ‘not since the 30s has Berlin experienced such decadence.’
Echoing the entertaining, if usually fictitious prose style pioneered by the Times’ notoriously sleazy deceased sister title the News Of the World, crack reporter Christopher Goodwin said‘ mass orgies’ involving hundreds of strangers are routine while ‘in every Berlin nightspot you openly see people snorting speed or cocaine’.
“I watched thousands of drugged up clubbers dancing in their own dreamscapes,” he continued, “and saw hundreds of anonymous bodies desperately clutching for flesh in the dark sex rooms”. Visions, he added, which left him ‘profoundly depressed’. (Sunday Times: http://thetim.es/wQ9tMb )
Apparently dreaming up his fantasy sex stories after a brief trip to Berlin’s (admittedly open-minded) fetish club the Kit Kat, Goodwin also claimed to have visited Berghain (‘Berlin’s most notorious club’) and ‘The Wilde Renate’ (known to Berliners as Salon Zur Wilden Renate, or more commonly ‘Renate’).
American Berlin scene DJ and journalist Beaner, a regular at ‘the Wilde Renate’ and resident at both KaterHolzig and (now closed) Bar 25, two of the other clubs prominently discussed by the Times, was puzzled.
Berghain's home page; clear proof of ubiquitous Berlin orgies (click for more; NOT SAFE FOR SUNDAY TIMES READERS)
“I actually skimmed through that article, a friend of mine from London sent it to me, in the context of another friend moving here. She asked me what I thought of it,” Beaner told Skrufff, chatting in a decidedly non-sexual, non -drug crazed, though down-at-heel chic bar three days later.
Clearly sex crazed KaterHolzig/ former Bar 25 resident Beaner; click for more
“To me it’s just the basic London journalism,” he shrugged, “You know, it’s using vague second hand non-facts to prove a story that you set out to write already.
Exorcist Claims Satan Loves Clubbing
Click for real life Exorcist footage (NOT Father Amorth in action)
The Vatican’s top exorcist Father Amorth branded yoga ‘the Devil’s work’, said Harry Potter is evil and speculated that Satan is almost certainly a raver, this week, in a speech he delivered at the Umbria Film Festival.
‘My advice to young people would be to watch out for nightclubs,” the 85 year old veteran of over 70,000 exorcisms told the audience, “because the path is always the same: alcohol, sex, drugs and Satanic sects.’ (Daily Mail; http://bit.ly/te4GJo )
Click to buy 'Satan is my Home boy' T shirts
Father Amorth’s fears emerged several months after respected religious portal Christwire.org published a prescient guide ‘what is a raver’ which singled PLUR babies (Peace Love Unity and Respect’ babies) in particular as demons who only go dancing ‘to distribute Satan’s body to the masses.’
“The PLUR Babies clan is that of rich suburban white kids who hide their homosexual activities from their parents and live it up at local raver gay bars,” Christwire added,
“PLUR Babies can be picked out in a crowd by their visors and soccer shirts. This group is known for their inability to do good rave dancing,” they warned.
Click to access Christwire.org
http://www.christwire.org/ (Dear friends, we are living in cruel days. Evil hours. Yes, these are certainly dark times and it’s time for the moral majority to once again step forward to bring freedom and liberty to the world . . .’)
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